Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Lost and Found: It's Yore v/s Your!

Hello 2012 livers!
The first post of 2012 is taking place on 1st day of the 2nd month of the year, in which we all are expected to be converted to dust and dumped to The Dumpyard! Hahaha...Well researchers have proved that the entire 2012 is a hokum, just like the announcement of inflation going down, by the Indian government. So here we are, to pay more for everything and to do more than anything, beyond limits. Happy New Year!

Let's begin with a news article this time, read The Lost Generation by Pravin Mishra. Some of the readers have read this and I would like that you scratch your head and recall that. But in nutshell for all, it is an article that was kind of blaming youth and their short term adoption towards the dazzling ephemeral life of celebrities and attention seekers. Usual for me. That article was quite interesting as there always has been a phrase, "Generation Gap" which we all know. What hit my head and turn me into the Tony Montana of Scarface was that at each and every line there was a pseudo intellectual blaming of youth. Every present problem was indirectly a product of youth. I am going to conduct a cruel and visceral postmortem of that article by putting down some lines: (By the way I also had an opinion published on the same in the same paper. To read it, click here.)

Line: They jump into the ‘Cat’ race and then the rat race without having any idea of where the race leads them to.

That's a very great word, "Cat race". Human beings will be prosecuted in Hell (definitely!) by animals in Heaven under the accusation of blaspheming their names! Haha. Getting serious now, define "Cat Race". This blog won't answer, you yourself have to answer that and keep it in your mind. Cat race is seen in each and every field of today's world. A vestigial impediment in education and livelihood, especially. How the young generation is pushing the "Cat Race"? Ask yourself, if you're a parent, haven't you wished that your child be the topper of his class? If you're a child, haven't you seen a gleam in the eyes of your parents when they hear something delightful from the parents of your counterparts? Don't you wish to push your limits and prove yourself? Don't the parents feel that by personal tuition, their child may score better? Anyway, the point is that the creation of rat race or cat race is based on fulfilling desires of the older generation. Stunned? An example. Why it has become inevitable to achieve >75% in HSC now? Why graduation was considered to be a great qualification in early 80s or 90s, whereas it has become a necessity to become masters now? Why the livelihood of a person has rose so high? Young generation? No. Older generation. The reason is their unnecessary craving to "stress" their child to success. Their fault? No. Fault of the parents who had a Baker's dozen of children. Corruption? Yes by the rulers born between 1940s and 1970s. Isn't it true? The elders won't understand that the politicians of their "batch" are sucking their "batchmates" and killing their children's progress with corruption. Many a lot things that are existing.


Line: (Today's youth)....are comfort-seeking unconcerned species with single-point agenda of accumulating wealth in their lives.

Bullshit! More and more young people are much getting addicted to a peaceful life rather than accumulating money. A great sense of content is rather prevailing. To the extent that they risk their entire savings to start up something innovative, which maybe a non profit organization. Comfort seeking? I ask the young generation of Mumbai local trains? Are you in comfort seeking mentality? No. Ask a young teen studying in Std. 12. Their parents will admit that his entire day is much much busier than theirs. Ask a corporate executive? No, just see him and you will tumble looking at his schedule.


Line: Patriotism is participating in candle light protest without fully understanding the cause.

This line is a bitch. Check Indian politicians' corruption list and then accuse the youth. I don't favor candle march, myself, but at least they are doing it. Not like the politicians, government officials who are in their "1 year minus from being sexagenarian" age and who are not even interested in listening to problems.


Line: With iPod plugged into their ears the urban youth today has turned deaf to the real world. They are busy talking or texting but are disconnected to the world around.

What? See the other way people. The youth is frustrated everywhere. The only thing they ask for is not love but a drug that will distract them from the danger that they are being thrown into an ever lasting chasm of grim life, where they won't hold respect. Where no one will understand them except their peers. No one will try to be their guide but definitely the elders will be there to nail them, because it is young generation. An iPod wearing youth is depiction of how the elders turn a blind eye to their grievance, leaving the youth no other alternate but to ignore themselves. That iPod studded youth is a potential suicidal person because he has nothing more than his own ears, which have gone deaf amidst the silent high pitched slap of the previous generation. Where the numbness in their ears have accelerated their reason to lose belief in others and start afresh on their own. A silent heart rending cry that will slash the souls of the previous generation blaming them, leaving the civilized "elders" dumb founded and stirring their souls!


Closing the post with two great quotes:


"Passion rebuilds the world for the youth. It makes all things alive and significant!" -Ralph Waldo Emerson


"The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth, and, at length, the middle-aged man concludes to build a woodshed with them." -Henry David Thoreau


Offlining

*Dump*


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

An Indian Lost: Dr. Hargobind Khorana :(


Dr. Hargobind Khorana, the Indian Nobel Laureate, passed away on 9th Nov 2011. It is  that the demise of such a genius Indian was neglected by the media for some very trivial and pesky coverage of celebrities. It is indeed very lamentable and would wish media to draw its attention towards Indians who have created a history in world and left a mark. A Nobel Winner for Medicine, Dr. Khorana's work was a great boost for the entire genetic engineering and the pharmaceutical field. He solved the mystery of Human Genes in three letters; U, A and C! These custom-designed pieces of artificial genes are widely used in biology labs for sequencing, cloning and engineering new plants and animals. A company can order a synthetic gene from any of a number of companies. One merely needs to send the genetic sequence to one of the companies to receive the desired sequence. The entire clone engineering received a major boost due to this. he received the Nobel Prize in 1968 along with Marshall W. Nirenberg and Robert W. Holley.

But who cares!

R.I.P. Dr. Khorana! India will remain indebted and so will be the entire world

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Monday, October 31, 2011

RA. One: Why is it over-rated?


Infinitely stupid and an arrogantly retard movie. Why? Because I had hopes? Naah. When it is SRK, I just hope a good Hindi copy of English movies. So just in that hope, I zip zap and zoomed to Wide Angle, a prominent theater of Ahmedabad. The moment I entered, I felt that I am going to see a big budget movie, full of VFX. And I was a bit confident that SRK may not excel in acting, but VFX wasn't his arena and hence I wished an adrenaline packed action!

Adrenaline? I needed an Aspirin. The entry video (mind it, Video!) is such a dumb piece of SRK type comedy, that within 1st five minutes, the films starts to get on your nerves. That too in such a way, that you start worrying that whether the film is going to start or not. Frankly speaking, I was a bit confused. I had heard of RA. One first and the last time, when it was declared that SRK was up-to something. My idea during the 1st scene was that maybe, as happens in Bollywood, Kareena might have been dropped out of it. But Sanjay Dutt wasn't there in my dreams! I was a bit baffled. But when I saw a copy of Batpod driven by our own SRK, I got that. The master copier was on the way. But that horrible dream of SRK's son (he was tooooo! :) Irritating! :( :P ) is, I mean, in no case it develops your interest in movies. Papa The Great chhaap comedy, sounds cliche.

Story is cliched. A father tries to prove a hero in his son's eyes. Purely imperfect. SRK doesn't strike a single chord, not even a besura taal, in his character of Shekhar Subramaniam. Accent is horrible and funnily mediocre. I can't understand why a South Indian is always postered as "Aiyai yo", "Yenna", "Appa" and "Rascala"? Why? It seems that RA. One was there to compete Robot in terms of IQ (Irritating Potential)! Mind blowing RA. One scored 300! :D

In the middle of torture, comes an interval. Post interval, the movie gains a momentum for a little time. But the script doesn't follow "Law of Conservation of Momentum" and turns to a momentary impulse, losing gravity and poking fun on its own script! Exalted. Why? Because that is probably the last straw on the camel's back. Kareena (I never liked her acting) is more funny when she gets emotional. That small kid, is an un-originally idiot "dood". Rampal is quite nice, contrary to my belief. And seriously, he is much much much better. Shahana Goswami, you are wasted. Sorry for you.

To sum up, SRK's movies are nothing else but a self sung melodies of praise and whose notes are copied from Western movies like TRON: Legacy, Terminator, Iron Man, Transformer, The Dark Knight (esp. that 1st Batpod scene) and what not. Too many cooks may spoil the broth, but it is okay, unless you have to pay heavily, like 2.5 hours and some Rs. 150. My verdict is that, people who say "We should praise an Indian film's effort" please make yourself comfortable in this hula-hoop of blatant sensationally promoted mindless, second-rated movie. Please SRK, do something original like Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, or Baadshah, but for God's sake, don't play with people's money. RA. One is nothing more than a thug movie, which robs not only your money but also your precious Diwali, mood, fun and jeers at the capability of an Indian movie's damn fool replica of several benchmark flicks!

Offlining!

*Dump*

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Thursday, October 6, 2011

iRequiem For An iDream

Requiem: A song or hymn of mourning composed or performed as a memorial to a dead person

Dream: Something which Steve Jobs redefined (without going to sleep)

There is something in the title of this blog, I hope which most of you might have understood. "i" is no longer just a letter. "i" is no longer in capitals. "i" is iPhone, "i" is iPod, "i" is iMac. "i" is Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs retired from Earth on October 5, 2011. I was shocked at 7am today (6 Oct.) when I saw in the headlines that Jobs quits Earth. Though I am neither any "i"-product user, but as many laymen, I have always been fascinated by them. It isn't that smooth scrolling of the iPhone, that touches your heart. It is the background of a two-time cancer patient's impatience towards innovation that steals the heartbeat. To idealize innovation is good and necessary, but to put innovation in practice is difficult. But DIFFICULT wasn't the word in Jobs iDictionary. He was a man with DIFFerent CULT.

As usual but with a heavy heart, I posted a tribute to Jobs in my ScientiFreak SMS channel. I was really sorry. I became much sorry when some messages reverted as "Who was he?", "Oh :(. Who is he?" It isn't just the ignorance of people. One cannot expect each common man having knowledge about such CEOs or Chairman. But then....Nothing.

Steve Jobs was admired widely for his extreme determination in fighting the cancer battle, twice (Liver and Pancreas). But what I liked the most of him was the innovation. You may have instances of numerous people who might have fought cancer with zeal, but Jobs wasn't one of them. He innovated till his death by placing an iPhone 4S in market. Many people will add that as a product gimmick or whatever, but I say, that "iPhone 4S" means an "iPhone 4Steve".

Apple's product are probably the most expensive consumer products (I have a dream to own a MacBook just because it is priced at >= 1 Lacs :) Wish me luck!) But the second you just see them (not even touching it), you will feel the ambiance of creation. You feel the aroma of a continuous dying spirit which may not be seen henceforth.

It isn't that only Apple has lost him. The entire Orange has also lost him. (Orange as described for the shape of Earth)

Well, who am i (should I write I or "i") to tribute such a great soul? No one pays a tribute to him. But yes, the coming years will hear a ring of a faint echo of Steve in the field of IT and Computers, when a force of invention will be felt to be at rest.

My quote for Steve:
"Steve Jobs hasn't died. He has just innovated himself from his ailing body to a cleaner and greater soul!"

R.i.P Jobs

Offlining

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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Why you shouldn't be an Indian? (Part-1)


Today I came across one of the harshest (and but obvious, expected) reality of Indian mind set. I saw a future, which most of you might never have thought of. Or even if you had a pinch of this bitter prediction, I am proud to have you as my subscriber! :)

India:
 A country where problems aren’t solved, where problems are considered to be appetizer or a daily dose for becoming active (!) and prove yourself as a powerful person. A place where not only wretched politicians are corrupt but the entire population is corrupt. It isn’t only the illiteracy; it is also the education which creates the problem. It isn’t only the uncivilized people; it is also some so-called civilized divas, which are meaner than wretches.

Whenever you see a growth chart of India, mind it very well that it is like calling a 12th failing person 12th STD genius. It is like describing Einstein or Newton as fools. It is like reversely writing GOD and then praying that. 

India is a country where even <2% are honest. It is even a greater figure, so let us calibrate it to < 2 x 10-3 %.
A disturbing incident, I would not like to mention here, occurred tonight, leaving me a hopeless and a psychotic idealist whose ideas were treated like some perversions. Whose suggestions were ridiculed to the apex of their sheer bastardliness. I found a solution to one of the simplest and most rampant problem in the most foolproof way. It didn’t take even a minute to come across that answer, but I can’t stop swearing that how meanest and most negative people can create problems. Solutions should be found out by taking the worst possibility in mind. Design it for future expansion and then give approximate safety space. But here, it is like cross arguing. It is the blame game which just doesn’t end.

I am in no mood to write further (and so I have made this post in parts) as it is a “The Dumpyard” and I don’t want to make it as dirty as India (You have problem with this? Sue me and I will be the 2000000th case. Nothing more!)

Good Night and Have a nice day tomorrow!

*Offlining*