The WYSIWYG and WYSINWYG Drama

WYSIWYG 

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WYSINWYG

(First go through the abbreviations carefully) Confused? Hmm...The first abbreviation has to do with virtual computer world. (I wish that you search about this word rather than getting a readymade answer) Okay. So, you want me to give the answer? (Many will say "No". See! I heard that. :P) It's "What You See Is What You Get". Generally, our ppts, word docs, etc. can be categorized as whatever is your input the output is similar to maximum extent.

The second is similar but bit different. (Many of my intelligent readers must have correctly anticipated it. No? Thank you. Now read further.) I have framed it as "What You See Is Not What You Get". If someone asks you about difference between a man and a computer, I am sure you won’t get wrong if you cite the above two terms. Though artificial intelligence is getting complex but still to achieve the human complexity, computers will take ages.

The continuous hullabaloo of the Lokpal bill, numerous processions, meetings, “Love Anna” facebook pages, etc is now very irritating. But one can surely make out what game the Government has played with Anna. I remember that it was a sheer celebration to the AI (artificial intelligence) creators of “Deep Blue” who defeated the world famous chess master Kasparov in 1997. The world was taken aback, precisely mesmerized by the game played by the designed computer and congratulated its creators. Now, who is going to congratulate Mr. Kapil Sibbal, who has not only made an athaana of Anna but has also directed the entire Lokpal drama? Who knows, people wanna enjoy the show.

Anna is a non political or inexperienced idealist politician (Paradox: Idealist-Politician). Sibbal is the gunda of Congress and Congress is the gunda of entire country. Here whoever is going to win is immaterial. Ever thought who is going to look after Lokpal? What if there is gundagiri in the Lokpal itself? What if there is an indirect pressure from the powerful corrupted forces on Lokpals? Simple examples can be of Satyendra Dubey, Datta Patil, Amit Jethva, Vitthal Gite, etc., the activists, rather the term is whistleblower, which tried to pin-point the corrupted officials and died in mysterious circumstances. We all know that there is nothing like mysterious in such cases. A bill is a staunch reflection of bureaucratic approach of people and their government. Which bill has drastically changed the country? Tough question tougher answer. Let’s see what happens.

Lastly, I was thinking that whoever said that “Man is the most beautiful creation of GOD” was a human after all, nai?

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(Expected a juxtaposed, meaningful and grammatically correct arrangement of words. Don't think much, I am talking about a sentence of comment or appreciation.)

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The Monday Blog!

Good Morning to all the readers (I keep telling this because a never-say-die hope whispers to me that maybe someday someone will comment "Good Morning" to you too following a "Stop Writing, Please!" note!). Monday isn't a good day to start work (neither are the other days) but we aren't like Kasab who gets free kabab even for killing India (This is not exaggeration). So get going (don't kill your boss, it's injurious to your wealth!).

While writing this post, I recently observed that our day starts with the twin bro of 0 (zero) that is O (15th alphabet of English. You need to count?!?! Go to sleep). It comes once in "Morning", twice in "Afternoon" and none in "Evening" and "Night" (even Monday has one. So leave your work on other days! LOL, I think). Nice, isn't it?. So don't start your work from morning, leave it for night! Good luck! :P

By the way, I saw few hindi films of and some Hollywood flicks too recent era. The hindi's list was "Wanted", "Robot" (if you consider), "K3G" (I remember that unlucky day!) and a banned (but available on the Internet) "Paanch" (I have already seen it but you know after looking the above ones (Wanted...) one needs to refresh the definition of movies). Before discussing anything else, I saw other Holly movies too, which included "Inception", "Shutter Island", "Pirates Of...Dead Man's Chest/Stranger Tides", "Source Code", "King's Speech", "127 Hours" and a bit of "Gran Torino" (You can spot a difference in the quantity of movies here. Wait for it).

I respect all the Indian film makers (have to say this :P) and their desparation of not winning or making to the Oscars. No doubt, Oscar isn't the only limit and the benchmark. But I would really request all my readers that if you haven't seen any of the above Hollyflicks just go for it and then (you should really try this) pick up any Hindi movie of SRK, KJo, YCho (They sound more like Chinese people) and Bebo (aur bhi hai, lekin rehno do). I am damn sure(st) that you will go insane. One of my favorite writers Aseem Chhabra (a very well known writer), generally comments on Hindiflicks releasing in International festivals. He says that our films are reflecting a kind of Renaissance. I disagree. It maybe an extremely insignificant part who do this. I will say here that of all the above mentioned HinFlicks "Paanch" is just out of category. If Ra.One is to be hyped for its technical surrealistic approach, if SRK is the superstar, if Dabanng (another "g"?) is the best movie after Sholay then folks stop reading this post, as it will hurt you.

"Inception" was a superb craft and rather "Dabba(ngg)" it should be studied. "Shutter Island" is an unmatchable medico-psycho-realistic thriller (can you describe any Hindi movies like this?) and many else. I still believe that old Hindi movies like Shekhar Kapoor's "Masoom" and all are a charm. But we Indians have a bad habit to boast about our fabulous yore and criticize the present. Lemme come now to the point (long way, huh?). We can't make Oscar winning films (even considering)!

"Lagaan" was an emotional film which again took up the cliched subject of Good Indians-Cruel British (in that a good British falls in love. Stereotype!) and a new Cricket Masala. Its hard to digest its nomination to Oscars. "Slumdog..." (can we consider it to be a Hindi one? Let us assume...) a movie with at least a message that whatever happens in life is the answer to our next question (good story!), etc. We copy the subject but alas, we aren't good even at copying. We can't think of subject. We can't think of cinematography, we can't think of a superb logic, we can't (because for us, Ash walking the Cannes is more important than "Udaan" being screened there! Whooops!).

Let me give you a list of few amazing Indian films which I really think might have made for the Oscars (atleast equivalent). "Black Friday", "Paanch" (very disturbing. Will shake you for life), "Masoom" (very cute), "Khamoshi", "Black" (Nice copy), "Teen Patti" (just for its sheer logic of mathematical probability. Else its a dumb one), "Gulaal" (why you should join politics), "Maachis" (disturbing yet captivating) of course "A Wednesday" (speechless) and "Aamir" (I came to know that Aamir was a copy. But then, Whaataa copppyyy! Awesome!), etc. apart from the faltu shehnai and sherwani and Hindu-Muslim bhai bhai mantra made movies. I haven't seen "Shaitan" but I have full expectations from it being a weirdly gripping movie.

Our classy movies are now becoming more like sophisticatedly vulgar (Delhi Belly songs. Shit!). Mass based movies are pathetic and have a puking feeling after watching them. If you gonna blame Rajnikant for such monkey type style then Salman is becoming the Rajni of bollyfolly. Astonishingly, nowadays rip off of contemporary films are done (truly irritating). Wanted ≈ Dabanng ≈ Singham (upcoming) ≈ Bbudhaa Tera (offensive name itself!). Why? Years before people used to tell that films are made just to keep the black underworld money moving. Our research is falling short. Our style of films is falling short. "No Smoking" was a childish film but I bet it was an Indian Inception (for logic of dream) much before the Hollywood film.

Let's categorize few good actors and directors. Actors are: Amitabh Bacchan, Abhay Deol, Ranbir Kapoor (from Rocketsingh not from APKGK), R. Madhavan, Aamir Khan, Konkona Sen, Priyanka Chopra, Kay Kay Menon, Nana Patekar, Rajat Kapoor etc. (only 4-5, which I am unable to remember). Directors: Anurag Kashyap (don't argue for him with me), Shimit Amin, Dibakar Banerjee, Kukunoor, Bhandarkar, Ramu (he is a genius. Don't underestimate him.), Mani Ratnam, Farhan Akhtar etc. (Same: Can't remember few others). I think we should go for films not by the star cast but checking the director and story writer. I still remember how I wasted my precious bucks just by going for a star cast of Kareena and Akshay for Kambakkht Ishq. If worst is to be defined then this is it. The movie showed wastage of bucks and absence of matter. How can you make such films? I doubt whether this film makers do see their films?

This long post is a long warning for those who have bought their tickets to watch "Ready" by Salman Khan. Go for "Shaitan" not for Salman! 

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Let There Be New Light!

Since the beginning of humanity and especially the so called judicial system, there has been an untold (and of course very obvious) system of punishing the accused. Most of the time, care was taken that no innocent person was ever punished. We all have heard the statement that "Though you may have to free 99 accused but not a single innocent person should be wrongly impeached"

Good (for other countries. NOT FOR INDIA). Sounds good, feels good, morally good, humanistically good, theoretically good. Practically not good. Lemme be harsh now. Learning about the various Ponzi scams, netachar (shouldn't this be used as a synonym to bhrashtachar? or even better congressachar? Think and do comment here. I want to have another word for it, as bhrashtachar has become so cliched), huge astronomical scams (really, they are so astronomical that whenever if aliens will get the data about this they will bow Earth from miles away and return with astonishment. Why? Still you need an explanation?) and lot more. This has become endless. Worst thing is that even money has lost its power. Thing is that we have lost interest whether we get rich or poor.

I had a small discussion with my uncle regarding the action-film kind of accident happened in Ahmedabad. Not going to discuss more on the accident (you may go to ahmedabadmirror.com for more info on the same). What my uncle pointed out was really true. He bluntly told that our system has become so corrupt that if you ram your vehicle in a fully crowded area and kill some, nothing's gonna happen to you (I ain't gonna try that, so not going to have any such experience). True. I thought that the deceased will get a monetary compensation, a bit of footage in hi-fi local media and all over. This isn't the single case. Nowadays, most of the cases are totally folded in the same manner. The worst thing is that the family of victim hardly feels loss after some months (until the media revives them of their loss. How materialistic and how puking! Utha le re deva utha le!)

I had a strange feeling, a kind of reformation for the system. Mostly, I have seen that all the scam comprises of innocent people falling traps to it. The thing isn't that they are illiterate or senseless. Thing is they are too greedy and always they become quick money players. The culprit maybe 99% guilty but that 1% has contributed to 100% scam. I really feel that rather punishing only the guilty person, the innocent mass should be punished too (medium level punishment). This may sound awkward but I think this will work. If person A gives money to person B, he has taken part in the fraud (knowingly or unknowingly are branches of the same tree. But one has leaves on it other is leafless. Don't ask which one!).

If the innocent A is punished alongwith B, next time he would think thrice to accompany. This is the education without books. It is not only that the uneducated people are falling prey to it. So called geeks have tasted spammy mails and have intertwined themselves into such horrible situations that neither they can approach legally nor...(nor continues for meaningless efforts). This will create a balance. People will realise the power of hard work. They will realise the meaning and utility of thinking innovative and then reaping huge profits. Problem is, those who want to quick money are too lazy to think that to whosoever they are lending their money, what on the Earth is he going to do so as to reap you three times to your capital (this is much ridiculous as the scamsters set the time to 3 days, 7days for their money to get doubled, tripled, quadrupled, etc.).

Where there is a will there is a way. I am gonna change that just by a little help from brackets. Where there is a will (to get fooled) there is a way (to get fooled/person inviting you to get fooled). Don't you think that we should be punished for electing such bastards who are sitting on our heads? (actually this is the main thing I wanna convey, but as I told you, people don't understand unless they are fooled or in my case they are confused) Think and do tell me!

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You Are Your Key To Your Life! It Won't Work For Others!

Whenever any extreme things happen in my life and when I reach home after such incidents, I go through the photo albums of yore. *Sob* I really calculate what I have got from that days and what I am gonna get from this all. Tonight, though my experience was not bitter nor that shocking, I still went to the "good old days". One of the pic was the one in which I am hardly 10 years old and am playing Holi with my friend Nirav.

I travelled back in space-time (as Einstein says that space and time are like well woven inseparable fabric) and felt that joy and remembered that how one of our water balloon (Holi) proved as strong as a cricket ball and how we batted with it. Even I saw my mark-sheets and recalled that how there was a kind of simplicity in thoughts. To be frank, rather there were no thoughts. I don't consider myself as an unlucky person to reach at this stage (Why should I? You all are here with me, almost suffering or at least thinking the same)

My worst experience was during my best visit at a very very reputed company. The day I was informed about the visit I was at 9th, 10th...20th cloud and was in awe. we entered there and then the respected sir was explaining everything in great depth. I was having mixed thoughts initially seeing a great deal of work they were doing and knowing that we had to do similar work in future, no matter wherever we will be working. This could have been just an experience with a lesson of hard work, but by eve I underwent a mature holocaust of human relations and childish gore in thoughts of the people. When someone hurts you, it is very disturbing to see that how the accused is bombarded with stern and objectionable verses and the audience (read elders) don't interfere and rather just watch with ghastly sight without single word to terminate the fight. This all sums up and makes you feel that you were much loved (even you loved yourself) much in your childhood or rather the stage when you were thoughtless.

A heavy dose? I think but yeah, its life and LIFE is a FILE having meritorious era and time when you had failed to compete yourself. You may laugh, cry, try to kill yourself (mostly you fail here too, if you really aren't coward), but whatever is there you will find that at some point of time you had enjoyed yourself a lot. Think. Can you get that moments? Yes. Follow this tips
1. Forget (everything that hurts. Maybe your work, relations, etc.)
2. Don't think to jump in the stream which you longed in your childhood but where denied of you age
3. You may lose money, but will get such a gale of pleasure that the superficially built and artificial assets like your money will vanish and you will get a life full of more happiness.
4. You don't read anything for peace of mind. Write what is your formula for peace and work on it. No one understands your peace better than you. Not even spiritual gurus. Anyone.
5. Dump every negative thoughts because they are the positive protons that give huge energy and not the light negative electrons (electricity is flow of electrons. So keep your negative thoughts moving out of you and your body will be a natural A.C.)

Well,  don't know whether you will agree on this or not. But this was my formula for my peace. Good night and do think about this.

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Cleanliness: Plugged, Un-Plugged and Re-Plugged!

Hmm...The very second post is delayed! LOL on me, buddies, as one of my friend did tell me this and now I fully appreciate him and his advice. Thanks! Now moving to the main topic. I was out on shopping last eve and was near a small restaurant "Laadli". It's good. They give paper dishes and cardboard packets for parcels and are a bit Eco-friendly in such contexts. But but but...I saw something which we have discussed to such an extent that we are bored. But there was a paradox at that place. A small kid (in age, physically he seemed to be giant as compared to his age! Young generation!) kept eating a sandwich wolfishly and ended up with 5-6 paper dishes.

I saw his face. He looked very much confused (more than Sibbal on Baba Ramdev's fasts, hehehe) as to where to throw the remnants of the food. Dude, the trash bin was hardly at one arm distance. But he can't see this, why? Wait. Still more to come. His mum was holding a book on Global Warming. Wow! It really looked like we have even left our bookish nature too! The boy (kid doesn't seem appropriate now) threw the dish in such a great manner as if he was a potential discus thrower. Now, another thing happened was that the dish flew directly to a passer by and almost landed near his "charan kamal". Wait. He saw, he scorned, showed his anger and then spat a betel nut and then "woh chala gaya!" :O

This all instantly reminded me of something personal, communal and pinching. I remembered a dialogue from Aamir when the caller says to Aamir Ali, "You saw how our people live like scum of this earth." Let's concentrate on something. Mr. Aamir is neat and clean and importantly no nonsense person and wants to remain same. The caller seems just literate about his small puddle of history that too selective. It's a man's wish whether he wants to remain clean or not. Physically or mentally or both. Frankly, we haven't evolved in matter of cleanliness. We keep fighting for dirtying our surroundings but no one cleans it. Just for a sake of fight we do it. Generally and many of you will surely agree, that the minority surroundings are much more filthy to live. In this, there is 50% share of government and the remaining rests on the dwellers. If you want cleanliness, you have to clean at least your home. Well, it doesn't fit here. You find me doubtful? Okay, take this. Locally, the Bhatiyar gali and almost all the minority dominated area, Ismailnagar in Anand (I recently visited and nearly puked there) and many more.

Sometimes, it is also the dominance of a particular community that plays a great part in keeping cleanliness in surroundings. For example, the very posh area near Prernatirth, Ahmedabad, then comes the Cuffe Parade in Mumbai, Paldi in Ahmedabad, villages of Kutch, etc. where the majority is of educated people who have really digested education (again they are not minority, I am getting harsh now). Really, if you want your share of peace and health please leave your filthiness first and then you will be readily accepted in our country. Else even Kashmir will become Dharavi!

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The First Blog

Lemme inaugurate my blog with a
***SPOILER***
PSEUDO SECULARISTS ARE COMPELLED TO WRITE HERE BECAUSE I AM HERE TO RIP YOU ALL OFF!

Something great and quite a necessary step has been taken by GOD (after a long time), i.e. Maqbool Fida Hussain is no more (was never more even)!

Considered and hyped by so called pseudo secularists as a Picasso from India, this man lived a life of 95 years and which consisted of various tantrums and pervert paintings. God help this country whose Picasso can make a controversial painting of his motherland (a doubtful word). Doesn't matter. Why? Because he made a muse (don't read "amuse") of some of the most famous and beautiful Indian celebrities. If freedom has to be this, then rather shut it down. We don't want such stripping freedom. Mind it, freedom doesn't allow you to show your perversions. I have directly jumped to this because the "pink-era" of his life is very well known.

The best thing about MY generation is that they are least concerned about MaFi Hussain, as they are much more carried away by social networking sites. Know what, they will post it on Facebook and then forget it. That's the spirit, at least for this dumbass. Well, at present we are much busy with our Anna-Baba wave and hope that they remain in the news so that this sinful spirit may never get the media coverage...
Let there be LIGHT
Aavjo Good Night!
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